did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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