This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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