I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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