Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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