State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
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You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
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Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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