I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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