Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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