i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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