i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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