Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
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you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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