Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
The air taste purple.
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