maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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