just tell him i said nine months
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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