her vagine was all disorganized.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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