Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
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I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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