just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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