Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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