I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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