Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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