He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
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Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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