You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
