my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
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I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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