I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I love you. Go after that dick
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