did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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