u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I've blown a few things in my day
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member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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