is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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