That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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