I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
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