He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
As shirtless as possible
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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