I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm having to shit out rocks
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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