just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
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