He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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