East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
She bit a glass in half.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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