Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
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I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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