dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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