I feel like I'm in dance class right now
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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