Whod you bang
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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