no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
The beer is more important than you right now.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
MIDGETS
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He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You are a genius and a whore.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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