we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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