That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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