we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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