get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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