I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
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it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.