This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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