he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Randomize
