What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
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I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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