Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
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I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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