Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
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He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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