it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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