I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
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I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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