i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
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At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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