I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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