oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
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tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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